Being Napoleon?Or having oral herpes and jaundice/maybe being a zombie.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
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All of the above would suckbut not what I was going for;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
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