where do you think we GET our bacon from?Celine Dion is nothing more than a bacon producing alien-queen.
Each year, she is harvested and sent to Las Vegas to perform.
Then we sell it the world over as 'Canadian Bacon', when it's really just 'Alien Ham'.
(don't tell anyone I told you though)
(Each year, she is harvested and sent to Las Vegas to perform.
Then we sell it the world over as 'Canadian Bacon', when it's really just 'Alien Ham'.
(don't tell anyone I told you though)
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:29,
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omg! you let out the secret!the CSIS'll be after you man!
watch out for black helicopters piloted by bryan adams
(watch out for black helicopters piloted by bryan adams
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:38,
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worst part is that if they catch you,you're forced to listen to Nickelback until you confess...
(usually take only 2 minutes of torture)
((usually take only 2 minutes of torture)
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:43,
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yeah, 3 minutes would violate the geneva convention discomeats This canoe,
Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:54,
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