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[challenge entry] Ooh, topical.

From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I 'ATE THAT DUCK!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Didn't
we all.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Blimey this looks shit >
Oh deary me
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# oh my! it'll be full of outrageous blue material!
"My mother in law! she's so ugly she ate the oven!"

*silence*

"my mother in law was on itv! you could see her on bbc2 and channel 4 at the same time"

*tumbleweed*

"I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!! DAMN IT!"

*gunshots*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# :D hahaha, he's gonna go in a comedy way I just know it
Did you see him on that Louis Theroux programme?

He is a very fucking odd fella indeed.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# never saw it
I have only got a tiny little lcd tv

and I hardly ever watch it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)
# That went away.
And now its back :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# The trouble with these 'kids cartoons' compos is..
that it's like one giant inside joke for those that didn't grow up on the island. I could post some Canadian childhood icons that would, in turn, ris the fuck out of you...

oh well....

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Feel free to post some Celine Dion
;)

I do agree with you though
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# you'll be sorry you asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# man
she's really piling the weight on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# worse!
someone told here that dress would make her look.... sexy?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# it's crazy!
how can a country so famous for bacon create such a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# where do you think we GET our bacon from?
Celine Dion is nothing more than a bacon producing alien-queen.
Each year, she is harvested and sent to Las Vegas to perform.
Then we sell it the world over as 'Canadian Bacon', when it's really just 'Alien Ham'.


(don't tell anyone I told you though)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# omg! you let out the secret!
the CSIS'll be after you man!

watch out for black helicopters piloted by bryan adams
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# worst part is that if they catch you,
you're forced to listen to Nickelback until you confess...



(usually take only 2 minutes of torture)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# yeah, 3 minutes would violate the geneva convention
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Here's a more somehwat obscure one...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)
# canadian childhood icons?
the scary thing is tho, what are the odds of them being some american or hideously butchered japanese thing that got adjusted for western audiences due to the non stop bloodbath and sexfights
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# There is
some trueness in your speakatives.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quite so. A peantry to the point.
Photomodels for cheap books for these two.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# that dog is leaking coolant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# "Roger A. Poodle"
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I am in tears
I have laughed so much I've been crying. Everyone in the office has turned to see what on earth I'm laughing about.
(LokiMD, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)