Actually, I'm not 100% convinced that I would eat hands.
There might be one or two bites of decent meat, but I'd probably go for a fattier part of the body.
Besides, I'm not sure I want to eat a body part that has done a lot of wanking.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:13,
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On a human, as with other mammals,
the loin is tender and lean.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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