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# Today's Guardian

I'd classify that one as 'really fucking easy'.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# What is this nonsense?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's a number puzzle
Normally you fill in the blanks, but today... there are none!

(the more blanks in the puzzle, the harder it is)

*already submitted to Private Eye*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# thats cheating !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ah ok.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# what do the arrows signify?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Direction

*grabs coat*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Arrows
Greater than or Less than I think. :S
(Gledster we've done the impossible & that makes us mighty, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# uh?
ah, is this real?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Arf!
I may have to call their premium rate solution line for some help.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# If cannibalism became a done thing, would you eat hands?
If so, how would you prepare them?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# You'd eat Dinner's hands
Not your own. Silly gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I'm serious here.
Would eating hands be like eating chicken feet or would it be closer to spare ribs? I'm trying to decide between marinade & grill or pot roast.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I think that hands, like chicken feet 'probably' have less meat on them than ribs.
Although the palm is might be quite fleshy. I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Actually, I'm not 100% convinced that I would eat hands.
There might be one or two bites of decent meat, but I'd probably go for a fattier part of the body.

Besides, I'm not sure I want to eat a body part that has done a lot of wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# On a human, as with other mammals,
the loin is tender and lean.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Much closer to ribs than chicken feet.
All parts of the human body have plenty of meat on them, unlike chicken feet which are a bit of tough skin over bone.

I think there would be a dozen ways you could prepare hands for finger-licking good consumption :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Leave them to rest for a couple of weeks,
blanch in water and roast for about 2 1/2 hours, basting regularly.

Serve with a velouté sauce on a bed of boiled rice.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha
'I eat bum mucus'
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I am grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I can tell.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i love easy puzzle me

please print and complete ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# oooo thats quite hard. i'm already stuck the join the dots bit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# You as well
glad it's not just me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I like the crossword
How the clues are actually instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# my wife
a special needs teacher actually sets wordsearches very similar to one above
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# it's wrong that they let people with special needs teach
for christ's sake think of the children
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Would I be right in guessing
Each row and column must be 1 2 3 4 5 in any order and an arrow means this number must be less than that number?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# yeah
the arrows are greater than / less than symbols.
i prefer Hitori, of all the Japanese number puzzles.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I'm not fond of doing these puzzles
But I know prolog, so I tend try and figure out how to define the puzzle in prolog and make the machine do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Well it is the guardian.
They're famed for misprints.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# 'ning b3ta
*looks at numbers*

AAAARGARGAG

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)