Surely he's looking for danger in all the wrong places
he ends up going to old people's homes and deserted open fields a lot?
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:18,
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Which is kinda cool, because not only does he live a safe lifestyle, but he also comes across as totally badass.
And if he's challenged about it, he hasn't actually lied about anything.
This chicken is SMART.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:22,
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