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# why did the chicken cross the road?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:47, archived)
# I've drawn an infomrative diagram
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# The chicken is facing the wrong direction.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# HE'S A CHICKEN LOOKING FOR DANGER
IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES BABY

Who's the black private chick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the chicken that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the chick that won't cop out
When there's nazi sharks about?
SHAFT!
Right On!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Shut yo beak
but I'm talkin bout shaft
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Surely he's looking for danger in all the wrong places
he ends up going to old people's homes and deserted open fields a lot?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Which is kinda cool, because not only does he live a safe lifestyle, but he also comes across as totally badass.
And if he's challenged about it, he hasn't actually lied about anything.

This chicken is SMART.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:22, archived)
# Because it was looking for DANGER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# AND LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# AIN'T NO NAZI SHARK GONNA GIVE NO LOVIN ROUND YOU..
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Jimmy Nail's best song, IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# because he lacked any higher brain function and had no realisation of his actions.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:50, archived)
# BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SLEEP WITH YOU GIRL/DAUGHTER
(I'm shouting because I'm drunk)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Why aren't there any people on now?
I mean, honestly, I would talk to you. I miss you lot, but you like sleeping, I mean actually sleeping at 6:30 am. How dare youz.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:29, archived)
# I AM COOKING MY DINNER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)
# See,
I am talking with people making trouble.
Also, hello
how is your dinner doing?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)
# my dinner is almost complete.
how is your dinner doing?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)
# well,
I had dinner like 5 hours ago. But it was pretty awesome then. Now, however, there is no different but there is lots of drunk. Lots, and lots of drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# What about your futuredinner?
How is that going?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)