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# YOU'LL sue ME?
I'LL BAKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
a cake.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06, archived)
# So you've walked into my office, told me to get out, refused to admit your error
and now you're making jokes about my grandmother's cremation?

I will give the security guards a fifty so they kick you in the guts a few times outside.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)
# police! arrest this raving lunatic! he has admitted to stealing my building right out from under my feet.
and implied money laundering and practicing taxidermy on the homeless! he is a menace to sobriety!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:13, archived)
# SECURITY
*snaps fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)
# oh look, he thinks security is summoned by fingers snapping.
-presses button that releases rabid bats-
-gets carried off by security-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Next time, don't march into the CEO's office at ANAGRAMS LLC unless you are ready to hear every single last possibility of an anagram.
It's what we do here at ANAGRAMS LLC.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)
# i find that highly suspect.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# *offers scented body-spray*
BUY TWENTY AND I ADD IPOOED AND AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:23, archived)
# aids?
give them to me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)