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Shenanigans.

Nobody is this shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS "SHENANIGANS"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Bring it, bitch.

It'll turn me on anyway so HAH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

To be fair.. What doesn't.

*multiple pistol whippings*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

humnahumnahumna

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

Careful now.

Do you really want to be responsible for turning an actually straight, but pretending to secretly gay person straight?

I DON'T THINK SO MISSY.

So you stop all this... "arousal" business now and go take a cold shower. Fool.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

*pops on the woolly gimps suit and jives about*

You love it....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

Excuse me...

But I don't think I do.*

*No really. I don't...

Or do I?

WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON ANY MORE?!

Besides, you were meant to be in bed.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

I got out.

Those knots were SHIT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

Bollocks...

Those kidnapping classes were pathetic.

Also...

TO THE DEATH

*stabs through the heart*

Nyahahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

I don't have a heart.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

Oh fucknuts.

How do I kill you then?!

I should never have started this fight...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)

Nope!

You kill me with love. And LOTS of money.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

'fraid you're out of luck there then..

At least until I pay off my debts and learn how to love.

I'll put you on the list though, don't worry.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

SCORE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

Well, to be honest.

There wasn't a list until now.

Luckily, you get to be at the top.

However, I don't know whether I shall put you as a top priority, it depends on whether or not any of it is given in return, which is highly unlikely.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)

You are!

*giggles and runs away*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a FOX

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a TURD.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Yeah but you love turds

You put them up your nose and rub your nipples until you spluff all over the counter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

*concedes*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

AHA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

clearly I've missed a barrel of fun today

_{how ever will I cope...}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

You won't.

It'll haunt you forever.

FOREVER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

I'll go ahead and set up a direct debit with my therapist

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

It'd be an idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

Melt a large chocolate bar

Dip a kitten in it.

Then hug it until your face hurts from smiling.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

That's a lovely image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

*never has a sad day again*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

My work here is done ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)

*Tries hard not to eat kitten*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

*fails*

OM NOM NYOM NOM NOM

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

:-(

NOES!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

where are my manners

*snap*
here, one half for you
head or tail?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

Ooooh, head please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)

*gives head*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

O_o

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

*gets in line*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)