My first ever attempt - be kind
For some reason I couldn't find a photo of him.............so I had to use a drawing:

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Ace Garp,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:23,
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i got told off(ish)
last night for trying to make ginger beer rhyme with the fear coz apparently it already menas something
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Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:26,
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you don't have to do anything to make
ginger beer rhyme with the fear, it already does!
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:28,
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bloody iron
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:29,
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no thanks
all the blood would go all hard when the iron is turned on, and you'd never get it all off.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:33,
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ah but
it smells like a fresh school girl when warmed up ;o)
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:35,
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ewww
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:37,
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aren't you afraid
comments like that will get you in a cell with gary glitter?
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Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:46,
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ahahahaha
not what i meant
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Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:31,
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squashed keyring
+ gold curtain rail = sea-shouter?
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dagnabbit,
Mon 10 Feb 2003, 17:27,
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