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# they are space hoppers, after all
they frequently visit the moon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# At first I thought that was a dead one trapped under the space ship
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# He's not wearing a spacesuit
Which, due to the lack of lunar atmosphere is causing his oxygen-starved colon to distend grotesquely from his anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# wtf?!
"Is causing his... colon to distend... from her anus"?!

How the fuck does that work?

Cor, I'm all aroused now =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Your green contact lenses must have slipped.
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# How queer!
I was sure it said... oh, never mind.

*removes eyes*

*leaves lenses in*

That's better!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)