This is why you never see smurfs at christmas
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:36,
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also, because they're not real
see also: father christmas, jesus
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:38,
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