This is a 100% original joke
and I have never heard anything of this news story ever before.
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head-doctor ololololo,
Sat 1 Dec 2007, 20:57,
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nah, that's the bloke in number four
swears he's on chore to start the third world war, bet he's well pissed that bush beat him to the punch
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:16,
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