What about...
'You go for the cheese if you want, I think I can smell fish!'
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:48,
archived)
I think that's the kind of gag that will lose me my entire female readership
And probably my girlfriend too...
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seemikedraw,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:52,
archived)