I'll even build you one of those( out of cardboard, MDF, sticky back plastic and bricks ) and then myself be on an island ( sans canoe ) three hours after vehicle delivery.
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Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13,
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you could build oneout of the canoe
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:16,
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