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# need a lift ?

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(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)
# yay!
Dodgems, I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)
# But does it evade the congestion charge given it has no wheels?
Eh Ken?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Red Ken
he's proposing taxing urine next
taking the piss I say
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)
# You have an acute sense of perception, Agent HumanDescent..
unfortunately, i'm not going to be to hostile to the bloke, despite misgivings about some of his political leanings, given the thorough support he has given to the charity I work for, (etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I read on Wikimisconceptionmedia
that he is a cyborg sent back in time from
the future to increase awareness of Komputers
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)
# He is clearly uploading a nano virus TO THE ENTIRE WORLD
being at heart a barely-disguised borg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:03, archived)
# *squints*
is that your naked self in the reflection?

wooyay! sir/madam/tiny squid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
# if i where a band
that would be my wagon. ment in a positive way. *click*
(Spng, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
# This is much too good
Please take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
# whee!
floaty shoe-car!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
# hello!
that's ace, it looks like clifford the big red dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)
# blimey.
this is rather splendid.

have we done a b3ta design a car challenge, sponsored by top gear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)
# no we have not.
but we should!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)
# ooooo shiny!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:57, archived)
# If someone
wants to invest £10M in me I'm sure I could knock a few of these up. ( in a few weeks, then disappear on a canoe FTW! )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)
# if i had £10m
i would be living on a private island, driving a bugatti veyron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I'll even build you one of those
( out of cardboard, MDF, sticky back plastic and bricks ) and then myself be on an island ( sans canoe ) three hours after vehicle delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)
# you could build one
out of the canoe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:16, archived)
# can
I have one for xmas
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman
to the answer I gave earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)
# that looks like a normal car
not a b3ta concept car.

personally i don't drive, i have no intention of learning to drive, cars and talk of cars, fuel prices, speed traps and all that old guff bores me witless.

oddly though i think top gear is the best thing on telly by miles, if only it had less cars in it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I'm pretty car nuts
and have squandered far too much on them ( and motorbikes, new hypermotard recently ) and the vehicle above was meant to look exactly like a production vehicle as I did not have b3ta in mind when I drew it. Had I thought more about it there would be more machine guns and ejector seats sponsored by Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)
# it's a very well rendered facimile of an automobile.
alas that's as much as i'm qualified to say.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)
# that more than
suffices.
can we talk about my 410 BHP Nissan now?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Tis a most excellent image
Personally, I find Jeremy about the most repugnant person on television, but can only marvel at the shear audacity and style he delivers yet more cock crap about noisy, smelly, and frequently lethal things called cars

but I took my hat off to the guy for his passionate promotion of Brunel on that best-Britain thingy a while ago, his delivery and context was simply brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)
# it's his repugnance and audacity i love
they make a fine double act.

that and the show is just marvellously silly, my comments about cars still stand, granted some are prettier than others but after that, who gives a toss
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Agreed, Top Gear is tops
So good that girls can watch it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)
# indeed
watch it and love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)
# finally,
a chance for davew27 to shine
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:03, archived)
# someone had best put it forward then.
i am perhaps not the best person though, see above, also i can do without the abuse from prodg69.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:07, archived)
# *loves*
I WANT A HOVERCAR fucking Tomorrows World getting my hopes up at such a young impressionable age
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Tomorrrows World = lies lies lies
and more lies
oh and lots of promises
living on the moon in 1992 !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I know!
I swear this is why there's so many people on antidepressants
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)
# tomorrow's world used to promise video phone calls too
and now they're here, no one wants them
that's your future for you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ramond baxter was a bastard like that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Smug informative lying bastard
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)
# want one!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)
# that
has a high degree of aceness
curse you and your still-excellent-even-outside-of-the-animal-kingdom ways
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:58, archived)
# cor!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:59, archived)