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# I like the 'preposterous!' school.
'Why on EARTH would you get a tattoo?'

'Er... 'cos I wanted one?'
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# 'because I consider myself to be more interesting than a blank canvas'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Haha, ^ this
My favourite:

"Have you got many tattoos?"
"Just on my arms at the moment"
"Whatever were you thinking?"
"Er, I was thinking that I like tattoos. I think they look good"
(in amazed voice)"DO you?!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Try being a girl.
It's like I've raped a kitten on their dead grandma's grave or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# What - you mean you haven't?
Wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)