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# Seriously, I don't go for women bigger than me.
Except Dawn French, she'd get it, the dirty little harlot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You need a muzzle
You're far too frisky.

Do you hump table legs?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'm not frisky!
I've shagged ONE person in THREE years.

Hang on, no. TWO people, but come March it'll have just been ONE.

Table legs ask for it, you just don't speak wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I do speak wood, I just have standards.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Dawn French?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# uuuhh....
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(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# What's wrong with her?
Big and soft and womanly. And a naughty girl too. Lovely.

Rather have her than some titless freak any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# what?
i'd do her and all. liked her bjork impression
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *fwaps*
Thank you!!

What did you do to her?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)