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[challenge entry] dumb.

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# oh nevermind.
i made this because i was going to make like a bunch of really really dumb images like this.
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# Steppenwolf!
Dance, you crazy puppies!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:25, archived)
# no you fool.
wolf parade. jerk.
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# Wolf parade jerk? Sounds a bit too Yiffy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:28, archived)
# notice the fullstops?
one sentence im telling you the name of the band, and the other one im calling you a jerk.
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# Nope. I'm blind, and use a voice-reader for my browser.
It skips over thing like that. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:32, archived)
# that would explain the pictures you make.
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# This cannot be art.
There are 3 too many colours.

I demand a correction before I stroke my beard and ponder the narrative to this piece.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:25, archived)
# i would fix it
but i have to sleep pretty soon and im watching tv.
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# In that case I shall stroke half of my beard
And compliment the composition instead.

You can decide which half, although I find it difficult to stroke the back.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:28, archived)
# wait
what?
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:31, archived)
# *waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:33, archived)
# *whats at random intervals*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:37, archived)
# *guitar solo*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:40, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:42, archived)
# *boogies like a motherfucker*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Haha!
My distraction worked a treat!
You, Sir, have just been de-bearded by the infamous b3tan de-bearder.

It shall make a wonderful addition to my collection, for which I thank you kindly.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:38, archived)
# OH COCKS.
The whole thing?!

Now I look like a twelve year old girl =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:40, archived)
# shhh!
Best not say that too loud around these parts... You know what these people are like... or maybe you don't - In which case, you deserve what's coming to you.
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:46, archived)
# Oh I definitely do
Which is why I claim to be a girl every day and always insist on having anal as I want to "preserve my virginity".

*schemes for bumsecks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:47, archived)
# *loops topic back with a pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 5:57, archived)
# I would, but some douche just nicked it...
*sobs in a corner stroking my bare face*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:05, archived)
# Bah
Very well, have it back and re-beard yourself if you must. It was a fine specimen and shall be sorely missed.
Ho-hum
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 6:16, archived)