ah yesbush's new improved american eagle
careful you will give him more ideas..
(careful you will give him more ideas..
Darkedge,
Tue 11 Feb 2003, 23:55,
archived)
A guy with a genetic disorder was born with deformed ears.For thiry years he lived his life, but with no ears and it affected his hearing greatly.
One day, he decided enough was enough and went to have plastic surgery.
The cosmetic surgeon couldn't find a donor and couldn't grow one so he had to use prosthetic ones. They were too perfect, and looked very fake - totally the wrong shape. This was explained to him, and the guy understood (at least it would let him hear properly).
A week after the surgery, he has recovered and decides to go down his local pub as a bit of a pick-me-up.
Everyone he meets, friends, family, colleagues, they all comment on his ears and how wrong they look, and he starts doubting how wise it was to have replacement ears.
He goes into the pub, goes to the barman and asks for his regular.
"Who are you?" the barman replies.
"It's just me, I've had my ears operated on".
"Ahh" replied the barman, "Just I never seen your round ear before..."
/coat
(One day, he decided enough was enough and went to have plastic surgery.
The cosmetic surgeon couldn't find a donor and couldn't grow one so he had to use prosthetic ones. They were too perfect, and looked very fake - totally the wrong shape. This was explained to him, and the guy understood (at least it would let him hear properly).
A week after the surgery, he has recovered and decides to go down his local pub as a bit of a pick-me-up.
Everyone he meets, friends, family, colleagues, they all comment on his ears and how wrong they look, and he starts doubting how wise it was to have replacement ears.
He goes into the pub, goes to the barman and asks for his regular.
"Who are you?" the barman replies.
"It's just me, I've had my ears operated on".
"Ahh" replied the barman, "Just I never seen your round ear before..."
/coat
_null_,
Tue 11 Feb 2003, 23:57,
archived)
i have your coatwaiting out in the taxi called for you
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Or is it?,
Wed 12 Feb 2003, 0:00,
archived)