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# Touchy?
Touché.

Edit: and I'm discussing them with you. And, I admit, making assumptions about your assumptions. Irony rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# bauxite?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Cunning use of one word to make me snort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# :D
and with regard to the other respondees:
meh, you still got it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# But, but, but...
but I used a SMILEY, thereby exonerating me from any suspicion of lacking the necessary humour to apprecia....

...
/bores self to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# They would be
aluminiumy rocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# bauxite isn't ferrous you big silly!
scients
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# What's an irony rock then?
All I remember of doing rocks and things like that in geography was that my teacher changed her name halfway through the year and with it, her hairstyle.

Oh, that and igneous rocks. But I couldn't tell you what igneous means, or any igneous rock names. Just that there are some and they are igneous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
# ah irony rock
that's like avril lavigne
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Apart from her
having as much to do with rock as I have to do with particle physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# oooo alanis morisette
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Haematite,
magnetite and limonite, and a couple more, I think.

Ooh, that reminds me - I know a joke!

Q. What do you do with a dead metallurgist?
A. Barium.

Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Typical
the one joke you know and I don't get it.

OH I DO

Heh, that's quite clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
# No, you were getting pissy because you thought I was making a half arsed attempt at having a go at you.
Which isn't my style at all. If I'm going to start on someone I generally get all my bitchiness out in one long diatrible about what a pathetic person they are, not just staying on the topic that had already been raised but moving off into several different tangents- always coming back to the main point, that point usually being something to do with torture, a lack of brain cells and a female parent that may or may not have been sexually involved with their dead father, the product of which being whatever poor person I'm having a go at.

I was honestly just asking if you knew of any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# No.
No I don't.

Also: diatrible. Is that a fulmination against small, furry aliens as featured in Star Trek?

No, I also don't know any funny typo jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Do you know any jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
# None whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)