how about a nice close shave
teach your whiskers to behave
lots of lather, lots of soap,
please hold still, don't be a dope
there's no use to try escaping
now we're ready for the scraping
rant and scream and yell and rave
it's no use, you need a shaaaave!!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2007, 2:42,
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there! you're nice and clean!
although your face
looks
like
it
might
have
gone
through
a
ma-
chine...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2007, 2:51,
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