An unbalanced motor and a oscillating cam. Not sexy.
Gushing oil and big brass tubes, very sexy.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:06,
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You've described my ideal woman there.
Apart from the "oil and big brass tubes" bit.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 6 Jan 2008, 2:10,
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