I'll say ... and while they're at it, they should probably kill the two-headed hunchback kitten as well.
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Thu 13 Feb 2003, 4:15,
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Charge a dollar to view it at the side show, and then when it dies put it in a jar full of formaldehyde and charge 50 cents, or a dollar if you want to shake the jar and watch it dance.
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Thu 13 Feb 2003, 4:18,
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