reminds me of one of the funniest cartoons I've seen in Viz. It was a picture of a dog with his arm round a crying man - with the caption something like 'Bert - The best dog in the world'.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:36,
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Also, I'm sure
you could emply an ex actor from Cats to do this as actors are out of work 90% of the time.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:40,
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I could be interested in this idea
as long as they didn't sing. Would I get one, or a whole troop?