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# Yaaaay!
It's going to be lovely, I've got 4 best mates and:

one is making the dress
one is making the rings, and conducting the ceremony
one's a bridesmaid
one's the best man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# When does it all happen?
I wasn't aware you were to be wed - congrats to you and the future manwife!

Do we still get to lust after the good captain in our hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Of course.
And when we can afford it- we're working on getting married autumn/winter of next year. At Tutbury Castle, in Burton On Trent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That's really great!
Now don't do like me and my lovely young bride did and get knocked up early. We ended up moving our wedding from our preferred autumn date to a chilly snowy January date (18 years ago this coming Sunday, in fact), and my mother in law insisted to her friends that our first-born was three months premature. At 8+ pounds? Yeah, right!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Ah, I don't think my mother in law would care.
I know my mum wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Then you have my blessing
now kiss my ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I said RING, not THING!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# All you need now is a fiancé
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah, that man I'm living with won't be pleased.
I think he fancies me. He keeps shagging me, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)