What of salami trousers?Or clogs made from wheels of cheese?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:11,
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for fake salami trouserssimply wear your own trousers constantly for 6 weeks without washing either them or yourself. all of the skanky smell, none of the meaty ooze!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:15,
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