edible underwear is, indeed, rank
however, i wouldn't say no to a meat helmet, first modeled by dr.evil...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:13,
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with a visor constructed from pancetta
and horns of sausages!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:15,
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sausage horns ftw!
you must accessorise with the chicken shoes and carp handbag
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:17,
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a lettuce bowtie
and a sugar monacle
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:19,
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a sugar monocle?
not man enough for the onion ring pince-nez?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:22,
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pah!
onion ring? a real man wears raw onion spectacles and pop rock dentures
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:24,
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i meant rings
of raw onion. the pop rock dentures go without saying.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:26,
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