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# edible underwear is, indeed, rank
however, i wouldn't say no to a meat helmet, first modeled by dr.evil...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# with a visor constructed from pancetta
and horns of sausages!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# sausage horns ftw!
you must accessorise with the chicken shoes and carp handbag
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)
# a lettuce bowtie
and a sugar monacle
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# a sugar monocle?
not man enough for the onion ring pince-nez?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pah!
onion ring? a real man wears raw onion spectacles and pop rock dentures
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i meant rings
of raw onion. the pop rock dentures go without saying.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:26, archived)