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# :)
how are you miss Smonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# pleased with myself
i should be getting a gastric bypass done within about 4 months, according to my doctor today. lose weight the dangerous way!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# wow. congratulations!
I should imagine that is very good news for someone who needs a gastric bypass.

sounds like it might sting a bit though
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# it'll hurt like fuck
for about a week, but i can expect to lose 2 stones in the first fortnight. my mate's mum had it done, she looks like cher now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# again...wow.
don't get it done in st georges though....every time they do an x-ray my tv loses reception
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# pff!
the nhs is pulling its postcode lottery b.s on me, so i'm going to a private hospital in macclesfield
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# its true I'll have you know......!
I live right behind the hospital and our lights dim when they switch their ungodly machines on.

well that's a result. id say private is the way to go! i hope it all goes well....sounds a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# after 14 assorted operations
several of them highly experimental, i don't get scared anymore! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# what a nightmare......you are a brave struggling writer
well, maybe this one will work and at least you will have some material to send the bmj..?
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i'm not brave, i'm just lucky!
i should be blind and/or dead by now, the surgeons at moorfield's in london are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# jeez...don't know what to say to that...
other than hats off to the surgeons. got to give yourself some credit for staying strong etc though
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)