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( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)

i should be getting a gastric bypass done within about 4 months, according to my doctor today. lose weight the dangerous way!
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04,
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I should imagine that is very good news for someone who needs a gastric bypass.
sounds like it might sting a bit though
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06,
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sounds like it might sting a bit though

for about a week, but i can expect to lose 2 stones in the first fortnight. my mate's mum had it done, she looks like cher now!
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:08,
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don't get it done in st georges though....every time they do an x-ray my tv loses reception
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12,
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the nhs is pulling its postcode lottery b.s on me, so i'm going to a private hospital in macclesfield
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14,
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I live right behind the hospital and our lights dim when they switch their ungodly machines on.
well that's a result. id say private is the way to go! i hope it all goes well....sounds a bit scary
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:18,
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well that's a result. id say private is the way to go! i hope it all goes well....sounds a bit scary

several of them highly experimental, i don't get scared anymore! :)
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21,
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well, maybe this one will work and at least you will have some material to send the bmj..?
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:24,
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i should be blind and/or dead by now, the surgeons at moorfield's in london are fantastic.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:27,
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other than hats off to the surgeons. got to give yourself some credit for staying strong etc though
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:32,
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its just reminded me of those turtle things we had in school
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:48,
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i figured out how to make spirographs with it, kept me educated for a week*
*minute
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:20,
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*minute

So only if you were in Milton Keynes
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49,
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And I keep seeing jobs there, and it's dead near me, but I'd never make it to the interview, I can't ever find ANYTHING there.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51,
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I was held up by a lorry crashing, presumably through despair.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:53,
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'merican cities are dead easy to navigate.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54,
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It makes me claustrophobic, and it's AWFUL. MK chavs are terrible.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55,
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but i'll see your MK chavs and raise you Woking Chavs. they've tried to mug me twice, once with some success. little sods. thing is cos we're so close to staines they think they're in Ali G as well. grrr....
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57,
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OI.....OI YOU....FUCKIN....BLACK HAIR
(when my hair was black)
Oh well done there.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59,
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(when my hair was black)
Oh well done there.

They often point out to me where I can find a local hairdresser.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:00,
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it's only an actual need to earn money that has stopped me putting on my CV that i'm an "executive ne'er-do-well"
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05,
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That was cruel, I just couldn't think of anything else.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10,
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i don't have any assassin orangs yet...
yet...
edit: i'd hoped not
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17,
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yet...
edit: i'd hoped not

I've not even seen them, but I'm sure they're excellent.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04,
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oh dear.
Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02,
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Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"

I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.
But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.

from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06,
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then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:07,
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Not as much as when I was a teen. I now appreciate that Stevie Wonder is the MOTHERFUCKING MAN.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17,
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i used to be a little punk, then grew up and discovered cardigans. now i occasionally worry i sold out. then i realise how much of a twut i probly looked
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21,
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