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(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# stripper eh?


(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# funniest thing done
with this pic so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# That stinker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i stand
corrected :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# :)
how are you miss Smonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# pleased with myself
i should be getting a gastric bypass done within about 4 months, according to my doctor today. lose weight the dangerous way!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# wow. congratulations!
I should imagine that is very good news for someone who needs a gastric bypass.

sounds like it might sting a bit though
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# it'll hurt like fuck
for about a week, but i can expect to lose 2 stones in the first fortnight. my mate's mum had it done, she looks like cher now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# again...wow.
don't get it done in st georges though....every time they do an x-ray my tv loses reception
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# pff!
the nhs is pulling its postcode lottery b.s on me, so i'm going to a private hospital in macclesfield
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# its true I'll have you know......!
I live right behind the hospital and our lights dim when they switch their ungodly machines on.

well that's a result. id say private is the way to go! i hope it all goes well....sounds a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# after 14 assorted operations
several of them highly experimental, i don't get scared anymore! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# what a nightmare......you are a brave struggling writer
well, maybe this one will work and at least you will have some material to send the bmj..?
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i'm not brave, i'm just lucky!
i should be blind and/or dead by now, the surgeons at moorfield's in london are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# jeez...don't know what to say to that...
other than hats off to the surgeons. got to give yourself some credit for staying strong etc though
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a new thread


this didn't turn out how i wanted it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# COULD BE A SQUIGGLE NOT A CIRCLE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# it'd be a square wouldn't it?
its just reminded me of those turtle things we had in school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Ohh I remember drawy turtle.
How pointless it was....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# winlogo
i figured out how to make spirographs with it, kept me educated for a week*

*minute
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# If the roads were straight and the turns exact right angles.
So only if you were in Milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I hate it there.
And I keep seeing jobs there, and it's dead near me, but I'd never make it to the interview, I can't ever find ANYTHING there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I went for an interview there once for a shitty summer job.
I was held up by a lorry crashing, presumably through despair.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# is it not easier to find your way round
'merican cities are dead easy to navigate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Not for me.
It makes me claustrophobic, and it's AWFUL. MK chavs are terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i've not been there
but i'll see your MK chavs and raise you Woking Chavs. they've tried to mug me twice, once with some success. little sods. thing is cos we're so close to staines they think they're in Ali G as well. grrr....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# MK chavs=
OI.....OI YOU....FUCKIN....BLACK HAIR



(when my hair was black)

Oh well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Chavs get a bad press, they can be helpful.
They often point out to me where I can find a local hairdresser.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Long hair on men equals win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Bah
/hairs too curly to grow long blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You're a ragamuffin.
It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# thats not a bad description
it's only an actual need to earn money that has stopped me putting on my CV that i'm an "executive ne'er-do-well"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Mr Gummidge, Esq.
That was cruel, I just couldn't think of anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# better than bloody johnny borrell
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :D I'm such a cunt.
*fluffs*

edit- not fluffs in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# you can live for now
i don't have any assassin orangs yet...





yet...


edit: i'd hoped not
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh, I know.
They're only jealous of my shiny locks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# As they should be.
I've not even seen them, but I'm sure they're excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# oh those kind
oh dear.
Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# GOFF MAGIC!
I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.



But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i got the best insult ever
from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i find it's more fun
to confuse them than to shout at them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ahhhhh, the bamboozle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# haha
then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I dye my hair wiv plants!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *points* goff
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Slightly.
Not as much as when I was a teen. I now appreciate that Stevie Wonder is the MOTHERFUCKING MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# his early stuff yeah but the later stuff is a bit crap
i used to be a little punk, then grew up and discovered cardigans. now i occasionally worry i sold out. then i realise how much of a twut i probly looked
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# The trouble is, the only thing worth finding is the way away from it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# good point.
i'm thinking geometrically. thats not how to thnk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I have obviously not seen enough Lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It makes no sense to me either
oh well.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# you are doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# dude....
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# That girl from Little House on the Prairie's put on weight...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)