He's awwwwesome.
ALSO, NOT BLUE, OR RED. THEREFORE I FIGURE SAFE TO LICK.
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Ttssattsr,
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 19:59,
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*licks*
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:00,
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*fits uncontrollably while leaking blood from every orifice*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:01,
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How else would one spend a saturday night?
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:02,
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I'M RED. YOU MIGHT GET BAD DISEASES.
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Ttssattsr,
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:02,
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Don't worry, you can't get AIDS twice.
Especially not from your menstrual eyes.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:03,
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My menstual eyes will pwn your dull, boring, and wholly unoriginal eyes.
*gushes blood*
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Ttssattsr,
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:07,
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My lovely, dreamy blue eyes?
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:11,
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