there's a begger in Leedswho tells you that he's not a vampire when you don't give money. You could interview him.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 27 Nov 2001, 6:56,
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There wasAn outstanding mad bloke in Norwich who had a donkey jacket and a pair of yellow marigold gloves. He used to stand the little strip in the middle of the dual carriage way directing traffic, in such a way as to prempt what it was going to do anyway thus making it appear like it was all obeying his will. He also had a broom with a broken handle to lend more gravitas. He should have some fairly sound views on stuff.
( nicey,
Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:42,
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