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# *snigger*
Hey Big Bunny, is ergonomic-office-chair-wetting a sackable offence? This could be the opportunity you've been waiting for ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Let's find out!
*grins and pisses himself*
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Hehehe
even without knowing what you look like, that gives me an entertaining mental image..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I'm sure Martin ..
.. will be able to witness the outcomes of the experiment as he's sitting at the desk behind me .. :-)
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:30, archived)
# eeeww!
I can cope with mind-piss, but I'm really not interested in snoop-piss :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:31, archived)
# Actually ..
come to think of it neither am I.

But .. I'd like to leave now :-)
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:37, archived)
# Ergonomic office chairs
that's funny! What do you think this is, the private sector?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)
# *glances down*
Looks pretty private to me! :-)
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)
# You call that
pretty?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:23, archived)
# No ..
I call that a cucumber after being hung on the line for 5 hours in the sun, then washed in hot water with Mr Bubbles for half an hour till all wrinkled :-)
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:30, archived)
# Armenian
cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:32, archived)
# ...
*makes whooshing noise while moving open hand over head swiftly and rolling eyes to back of head*
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:38, archived)
# ...
*then starts patting stomach and stomping left foot*
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:38, archived)
# ...
*then starts rotating on the spot and singing Lost Control by Grinspoon*
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:38, archived)
# And a
dopple-spazzer to boot! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:52, archived)
# Now your just being stupid ..
.. but that's ok, team meeting in 0105 hours :-)

Save The Spazz (Till Then)!!
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 5:04, archived)
# OK, I'll explain.
Look at the filename for the cucumber, and then look up "dopple-spazzer" in the dictionary on the m3ss3ng3r site.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 5:05, archived)
# and THEN (Here's the really fun part)
.. get fired for wasting too much time on non-work related websites!

WOO YAY!

*runs to the b3ta dictionary*
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 5:14, archived)
# Oooh! I can smell tax-payer's money being wasted!
I'm telling on you!
I'm telling on you!
I'm telling on you!
I'm telling on you!
I'm telling on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:22, archived)
# Just fire me already!
Sheesh mate! ;-)
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Fire yourself.
Lazy git.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 5:01, archived)
# *takes your advice*
Now who's the lazy git!

JUST SIGN THE BLOODY FORM .. and I'm outta here!

No no, not THAT one! Grh *takes Execution Approval form away from Martin*
(Snoop, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 5:04, archived)
# Well yeah
mostly parlayed through student loans...!
Ivory tower and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 4:37, archived)