she was described as having a face like'A satellite dish covered in clown makeup'
(
connor,
Sat 26 Jan 2008, 16:50,
archived)
Headmaster suspended for using big-faced child as satellite dish.This is the NEEEEWWWS!
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 26 Jan 2008, 16:58,
archived)