Have you seen the LOEG: The Black Dossier?
Orlando (then called Vito) manages to escape a certain slave revolt simply by claiming 'I'm Vito'...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58,
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I've read through some of it.
Skipped through most of the non-comic book bits.
I think it's a bit crap really.
The only good bit was when Mina makes a dig at Americans using the letter 'X' as short for 'Extra'.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04,
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