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i had a mahoosive lasagne

and now i feel like violet beauregard after she ate the gum :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)

Good work.

I have a habit of cooking big meals thinking it'll last a couple of meals, and scoffing the whole lot.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

that's why i don't like cooking big meals

this was on special offer, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)

It's why I do like cooking big meals.

I'm a greedy bastard.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

i could be in big trouble

a new chippy has just opened 30 seconds away from where i live and the food is nice.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)

That could be a problem.

I live in the centre of Leeds, if I couldn't cook I'd be both very poor and very fat by now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)

i'm usually quite restrained

i only go to the chippy once a week at most. i'm already poor and fat :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)

I'm just about keeping my beer belly at bay.

I doubt if this will last forever.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)

there are times i'm glad i don't like beer

vodka gets you pissed faster and doesn't bloat you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)

It also doesn't taste good.

Beer, on the other hand, is rather delicious.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

blech.

i can only bear to drink it when it is absolutely ice cold

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)

I see where you're coming from.

I still dislike the warm dregs.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

i like aftershock

because i'm used to it, but my mates pull some freaky faces when they drink it! it's really funny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)