Performance reviews are easy...
Run into the room, squat and dump a yellow steamer onto the floor and point at it yelling 'Thats the best damn thing I have done in the last 6 months!!!!!'
Then leave only pausing to re-button your flies.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:27,
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