Ha, yes - worst excuse ever!
'She was already dead when I got there, so I had sex with her body!' (I think that's the story.)
edit: I realise that no-one who has ever posted on b3ta will ever become President of the World, due to threads like this. :) Oh well.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 9 Feb 2008, 3:05,
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