It's a bit like rock and roll because I missed my train and had to pay some cunt forty quidto drive me home, which took twenty minutes
And then I snorted coke off his bell-end.
And by his I mean her, and by coke I meant nothing .
And by bell-end I mean I paid him forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, the bell-end!
Which means I meant: And then I snorted nothing off her I paid forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, and that doesn't make any sense at all.
(And then I snorted coke off his bell-end.
And by his I mean her, and by coke I meant nothing .
And by bell-end I mean I paid him forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, the bell-end!
Which means I meant: And then I snorted nothing off her I paid forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, and that doesn't make any sense at all.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 10 Feb 2008, 2:09,
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