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# Their eyes are opening!
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hungry little critters . . .
who is the guitarist ?
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Zappa!
for a change :p
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Brilliant!!
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
# ITS LIKE THEY ARE MAKING BREAD
TIT BREAD
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# My art teacher once said
"My cat is so annoying, she starts pawing you in your sleep like she's making bread, and then you wake up, and there's no bread"
All said in a whiney yorkshire accent.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# if anyone is interested
i'm uploading some photos of this evening festivities (Dr When's Birthday) here
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I just got back from that. It was good fun.
I was terribly shy and didn't mingle much.
I did get complemented on my ace voice, though.

I avoided being photographed. I got caught by Joe Scaramanga's phone once but I think that was it.

I did get to meet InVinoVeritas and she is as lovely in real life as she is on the interweb. I'm a cunt in both versions of life.

[edit] so that was Amoebaboy with the harmonica? Smashing.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# glad you made it out chief
good night had by all i hope

(also - yes verity is super lovely)
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Yes she is. I was talking to a lady and Joe Scaramanga was talking about
James Bond theme tunes. He mentioned Shirley Bassey and I said "Ooh, that's where I got my b3ta name from."
She said "Are you a b3tard, then?" I said "Yes, Bingowings. Pleased to meet you."
She said "I'm Verity. InVinoVeritas." and I shouted "YOU FUCKING RULE!" and did the "we're not worthy!" thing.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# rock and roll
:)
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# It's a bit like rock and roll because I missed my train and had to pay some cunt forty quid
to drive me home, which took twenty minutes

And then I snorted coke off his bell-end.

And by his I mean her, and by coke I meant nothing .

And by bell-end I mean I paid him forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, the bell-end!

Which means I meant: And then I snorted nothing off her I paid forty quid for a twenty minute taxi ride, and that doesn't make any sense at all.
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Whoa!
Suckage!
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Fluff!
Mum looks a tad tired at the end
not surprising the way they were going at it though
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Awwww!
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I want one.
can you mail me one up in 4 weeks?
(, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)