He could always
try some modeling

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Harry,
Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:31,
archived)
His tan
needs to be worked on though
(
Chromatically Challenged,
Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:34,
archived)
Marie Claire
the 'Jihad' spring range
(
Milkman Dan,
Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:35,
archived)
I would
/coat
(
flibz,
Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:51,
archived)