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# He works in the day as a sleasy barkeep and the pay isn't great.
He has a large mortgage on his rock too, so this was all he could budget for. He hopes to get another job soon though, and perhaps settle down somewhere in the countryside. When he does, he'll buy a small rowing boat to fish from. He'll enjoy the scenery and the fresh air in the country, but inevitably his coke habit will ultimately kill him. His funeral wont be expensive, nor overly busy, but the few who turn up will appreciate Frank for who he wanted to be and will think back and remember the good times.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i have a small rowing boat
don't ask me why
don't move to the country, its crap when the tourists come down
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Err okay...
When?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# *thinks*
about 2 years ago, its still there *points*
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *jumps in*
Where'd you wanna go?

*paddles*
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# tescos!
i would like a jam doughnut (its 17 miles away - stupid countryside!)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Owwwww!
My freakin' arms ache now.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# *points at 50hp engine*
you could use that?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I thought it was a lunchbox :(
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# did you put ur sandwiches in it?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# make your own then
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# alas i have lazyitus
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)