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# i once invented the ultimate burger
i think it had about 16 layers - i will make one, one day!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# we went to a diner for my 25th birthday
i had a 1/2 pound cheeseburger, and doubled the meat for an extra quid

1 whole pound of browned greasy flesh, with chips

then i went home and broke the toilet

some kid burnt my neck, i didn't like it
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I have a pound of browned greasy flesh if you're interested.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# you wish
more like an ounce
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I hereby take back my offer.
Me and my ounce will go elsewhere.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)