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# Everything from trapped onward
is currently within my situation to a greater or lesser degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Okay well it could be worse, you could be me
at least you've got tits to grope in the morning...or something.

I don't think my heart was in that smut to be honest. Where's that noose?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I grope myself all the time.
It doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# It cheered me up a bit the other day
then I broke my tooth which for some bizarre reason made me ridiculously depressed and now i'm staring at a fucking awful word document wondering what the fuck i'm doing with my life.

*joys*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I chipped the edge of my tooth recently.
It's got a sharp corner now. EXCELLENT for opening stupid wrappers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I chipped one i'd had a filling in
So all the enamel left on it fell off basically, a horrifying reminder of your mortality (well it is to me anyway, because i'm socially maladjusted).

Saying that, I still pry metal things open with my teeth. Hence why my incisors look all needly and pointly like a klingon.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)