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This week I managed to constantly get frustrated at my inability to work, had a mildly not bad day ruined by my tooth spontaneously bursting
and am currently looking forward to the endless sea of grey dull days bashing against my skull slowly crushing my soul.

How has everyone else's week been?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i do not understand either the picture, or the words
good work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# An absolute unmitigating CUNT.
I'm glad it's over. Fuck off, week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Well it could be worse
You could be in an unmitigatingly shit version of The Count of Monte Cristo wherein you are trapped by the chronically depressing world,
only clinging to the hope that one day you will reek a horrible revenge on everyone who even looked at you funny.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Everything from trapped onward
is currently within my situation to a greater or lesser degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Okay well it could be worse, you could be me
at least you've got tits to grope in the morning...or something.

I don't think my heart was in that smut to be honest. Where's that noose?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I grope myself all the time.
It doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# It cheered me up a bit the other day
then I broke my tooth which for some bizarre reason made me ridiculously depressed and now i'm staring at a fucking awful word document wondering what the fuck i'm doing with my life.

*joys*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I chipped the edge of my tooth recently.
It's got a sharp corner now. EXCELLENT for opening stupid wrappers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I chipped one i'd had a filling in
So all the enamel left on it fell off basically, a horrifying reminder of your mortality (well it is to me anyway, because i'm socially maladjusted).

Saying that, I still pry metal things open with my teeth. Hence why my incisors look all needly and pointly like a klingon.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Much slacking mit boozes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Where is that sign supposed to be?
I mean the original.... London somewhere? I thought I heard someone say there was one in Huntingdon... meh.
(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Yep - the weekend has just begun
I'm off to the clinic!
engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=nob-beauty-clinic.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2008-02-18
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Bill.
Bill is Gates.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# This week was a shit
So were the weeks before. In fact 2008 thus far has been generally worth avoiding, punctuated by a few decent snapshots. Actually, that's the same as this week.

Everything will be good in exactly five days time. Wait, it's Friday. Four days' time.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# What happens in four days time?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Newbie Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# One of the big reasons I'm so busy is over
I agreed to give a talk in brighton, back in November when I was young and foolish and didn't realise how nasty January and February will be. I've not written it yet. I barely have the results for it. (I have them but I've not dared look at them for fear of what I'll find.)

But in exactly four days I shall be pleasantly drunk and having my eardrums pumelled by Antiflag. I have no idea if Antiflag are any good or if they suck, but I'm going to love them regardless. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Just show them your willy and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I shall
Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ^this
however my misery started about a week before christmas, so i had an equally shit end to last year too
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Fucking busy.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# this man is


my week was a lot better than the last, and for that i am glad. needs mor cakes though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I like this more than I will admit
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# XORFL
I'm not sure what that stands for.
(tomsk, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# the national anthem?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Nah,
it's a republican acronym, it remains passive-aggressively seated.
(tomsk, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# lazy and filled with tea
same as always.
however, it is NOW PUB O'CLOCK! 'BYE ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# ttfn
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# irritating
NO I DON'T WANT TO RE-DO THAT PICTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I am not allowed to work
Living in a country in which I need a work permit and not having one. Grr.

So I spent the last three days painting a friend's apartment for pennies and emailing newspapers back home in England to see if they want to publish some of my humourous writings.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I am from the
backwater provincial shithole in which that sign is up...and whilst the 'LOLGAYS' thing is funny, the true nature of the place is better expressed on the sign round the other side of the bridge, which is the same ad but with 'NO' sprayed on it :(
(Nery Titmilk tickling your fancy since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)