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# My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I want to sink her with my pink torpedo.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling you.
Kick my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Why don't you make ten a little louder, make that the top number and make that a little louder?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# "On what day did God create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# There was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# We've got Armadillos in our trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# what's wrong with being sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)