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# sex in cars is difficult and uncomfortable
i once put my foot right through the passenger window.
bloody cramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Don't do it on a motorbike
unless you're VERY sure you've put the stand on.

Also leathers are designed to make you not have sex. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)