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# I iz sick. D:
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# nice pic
poor you :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Thank you.
And yes. :/
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# you also appear to have no arms
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# My arm is the black and red stripe. And i'm lying on the other.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# aaah
hugging your knees


i thought you were tied up by a bell-ringing rope
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Yes.
Curling up in a ball, like. I do that a lot.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I tend to sleep like this
then periodically stretch out
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Yes.
So do I.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I've started opening my window all night
so when I'm too warm I can stick my foot out and it feels awesome. Feels top in the morning being all warm, too.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahah
that's cool! I sleep on a soaking wet bed (pour ice water on it) and with my window open. When I wanna get sick so I don't have to go to school. xp
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I thought your arms had turned into strawberry laces
evidently, I was wrong
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *bites arm*
No. :[
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# My arms are made of breadsticks and spaghetti
They're very fragile, but it really helps getting in the Italian ladies.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I wish they would make balls of strawberry laces
like wool. I could knit myself a scarf/morning snack.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# buy some!
please! do this!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# BUT NOWHERE MAKES IT THAT LONG
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# then perhaps some kind of weaving?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# This may work.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I have been known
to braid entire bags of strawberry laces

/too much spare time
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Were you wearing a little frilly dress and a bonnet while you did this?
;-)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I still am.
:)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# God you make me so moist.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I am speechless
'is shocked'



(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *licks own chair alluringly*
Don't say you're not tempted.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# well, I'm convinced
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You should see what I'm doing with my knees right now.
You'd literally explode your genitals.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i would pay real money to see that
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# to see what she's doing with her knees? or to see genitals literally explode as a result?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# nutsplosions, of course
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# How much?
Edit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGkRtr3Yxg&feature=related

Peter Frampton does Black Hole Sun as an instrumental. I shit you not.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# twelvety
EDIT: what a tit.
EDIT 2: shit! mised my 7000th!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Phwoar.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Funnily enough
I recorded a jazz trio doing a freeform version of that very song last night. I don't have a fancy lookin' video, though.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'm now listening to
I Love Your Way.

Everyone can shit off, this is a lovely song.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# As in
'OOOH baby I love your way, every day-yayeeay'?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# That's the one.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# try listening to
moon on the rain by fairground attraction. i love that song.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I'm now listening to Ben Harper
play Sexual Healing, as recommended by a b3tan with very good taste.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# i just love
fairground attraction
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Sweet.
I love a bit of reggae-pop, I do.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# back in 5 minutes
5 about 1
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# they're fused and ready to blow
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# KERBANGO
shouted Harry.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hermione couldn't believe
how much of the creamy white potion Harry had managed to conjure in such a short space of time
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# BLOODY HELL
shouted Ron. The filthy mouthed purveyor of ginger manfoam.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ginger manfoam needs to be t-shirted!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I can't wear it
I'm ginger. People'll get confused.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# tell them
you're the result of ginger manfoam
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
My dad'd kill me.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# is he ginger?
my dad isn't, but he looks like a dessicated penguin. his twin brother is the image of magnum
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# my dad was
bald n grey now
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# OMG!
your mum never came to clubs in Manchester or Warrington in the early 80's did she? I can't cope with any more surprise kids.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ?
like this?

that's a long time ago :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Exactly like that.
That's going in my special folder.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I certainly seem pleased about it.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# As you should be.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# That's not what I was expecting
when I clicked on that. But I don't know what I was expecting.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# maybe you were expecting this?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yes.
i think that is more what I was expecting. hahahah

EDIT: i might draw this. D'you mind?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I don't have any issues with that
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Alright.
:]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *pelvic contraction*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *points and clicks*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *falls off chair*
*lies on floor shaking and looking a bit frightened*

Are you EROS?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Even the filename is perfect.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
that was an odd evening.

and why I placed that on the internet I'm unsure.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Because you rock, my friend.
Because you rock.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# you're not the only one ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I'd be sick if someone cut my legs off above the knees
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# What if I gave you lots of morphone and antibiotics?
Could I cut off your legs then?

I suddenly have an excellent idea for them.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# tell me!
*agogs*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Right.
plasticise them like Dr Von Haagen, then attach them to my bathroom wall and use them as a towel rack.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# OR
stick them to the back of your car, so they look like they're hanging out of the boot
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :-( I no have car.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# bugger.
ruined an otherwise damn fine plan.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I have your car?
I can drive. Ish. Well, I can drive in a straight line.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i have no car
and i can't drive.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# You and I should never get stranded together.
Well, unless there's a car available with keys, and where we need to get to is in a straight line.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# definitely.
i could probably drive an automatic, i'm fecking lethal on the dodgems
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *shudders*
don't like them cars without gears.

and the tiptronic in the VW golf is appalling
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# they put tiptronic in a skateboard?
oh how they pander to Johnny racer and his Max Power chums.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# it's hideous
nice enough car, or at least would be with a proper gearbox.
but you flick it from "D" into tiptronic, nudge it up a gear and wait two minutes for it to happen.
drives fairly well in Sport mode, but you still feel like you've become hemiplegic due to a right sided CVA
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# my main reason for wanting to drive
is the bugatti veyron.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# doesn't come in automatic though
i sincerly hope
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# i seriously doubt
they'd sully a car like that by making it automatic
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# 7 speed sequential
semi auto. ( twin clutch but you don't operate it )
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# especially when
the engineer who designed the gearbox worked so hard to make it so light. not gonna whack a ton of kit on it so my sister can drive it (can't drive manuals, but has an excuse)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# true
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# AMERICA
FTW, it would be like Wilma and loose knees or whatever they were called only this time there might actually be a chance of seeing some girl on girl action. I have 3 cars and a video camera. I feel a plan coming on ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# But if I go to America there will be Americans
and they seem to not like me.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# that's what guns were invented for
plus it's the movies. We'll just have a giant floppy monster come out of the sea and eat them all ( fuck off Cloverfield )
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *books tickets*
so, which airport are we going to?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Fucking hell.
You're going to be shagging the gear stick ALL THE WAY, aren't you?

Edit: there are many videos of this on the internets. It looks like far too much hassle for my liking.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# sex in cars is difficult and uncomfortable
i once put my foot right through the passenger window.
bloody cramp.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Don't do it on a motorbike
unless you're VERY sure you've put the stand on.

Also leathers are designed to make you not have sex. Bastards.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Barton
Aerodrome ( Lancashire aero club ) is where you will find my executive jet parked
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# One day I will have my license.
Then you won't be able to get me down. THEN I'm going to get a fucking EuroFighter. COME ON.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I took it up a few years back as a bit of fun
As my mate owned a Cessna 152 and was happy to take me up and teach me for paying half fuel ( he got his hours in for less cost ). Then I became proficient and realised all my hours counted for nothing so I took up my PPL. Not cheap but well worth it seeing as I live near the airport.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# do you has
little packets of salted peanuts?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# you will get all the
salty supplements you need madam, and be very grateful for it. ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# mmmmmm
nuts...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# only if you replaced them with really cool robot legs
or maybe some kind of hover chair
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# How about a skateboard?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# turned you into Davros?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# no, I'm thinking something more lightweight and floaty
like the Mekon's
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It's a skateboard or this lap tray.
Oh I could just plonk you on my mantelpiece. We'll consult you periodically on matters of grave importance.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# would you leave his undercarriage intact so you could harvest his seed for nefarious purposes?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Mrs Toast could do that.
We'd keep her on as Ward of the Oracle. She could sleep in the hearth. Toastarella, hah.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# my word, you have enough dastardly plans to keep comic book supervillians amused for aeons!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# cosy
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I'm taking this as a
'yes Fae please do this you have my full legal permission.'
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# this seems a legitimate interpretation to me.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *consults lawyer*













no
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Awwww fliddy legs.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Awww
u is a littil bit vere sick.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Was it that big spider on your head?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# That's muh roots.
All the pink is growing out. I might redo it all this weekend though. :]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# You're not naturally pink haired?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# No
:[
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# poor you!
maybe if you hadn't swapped your head onto a midget's body, you'd feel better ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# rolling up in a ball is a good plan, the sick might not find you :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Exactly.
Those're my thoughts exactly.


But it found me already. I'm playing dead, so maybe it'll go away. Like a bear.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# silly Killerkitti, bears do not play dead, that is possums
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You'll scare off any bear
with your nipples alone.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# and THAT is why i am a pirate!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# But...but...
if a bear find you, supposedly, you're 'sposed to play dead. *shrugs* I dunno if it's true or not.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# nooooo
you're to make yourself as big as possible and back away slowly
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Oh...
what animal are you supposed to play dead in front of, so it leaves you alone, then?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# the rabbit
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Ooooh.
Ooops.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# no, you're supposed to summon your demon familiar to eviscerate them
that goes for bratty children also
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# oh hai
lol, aww get better 'n stuff. Today I combed my hair. what did you do, oh and OMG you member that girl I was telling you about from skoool. Well OMG u wont bleeve me. OMG she looked at me today. I nearly died.
Luv you.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# a/s/l
u leik cyber?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
#
10/i hope so before I'm 27/up my own teenaged, angst ridden, arse.
wanna cyber?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# OMG
So im rubin bacon on ur nek, yea? That maek u HOT?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh ys
Raid me like teh Wermacht
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# can't type..one..handed.
*spuffs*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Yoo maek me do teh sex wee.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hai!
Ohmigod thanks! No wai! srsly! She must liek u or sumthin. zomygawd thats cool!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# go to your room
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Aww :(
*hugs*
Feel better soon!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Thank you.
:]

At least my neck don't hurt as much! ^.^ This weekend is been fial so far. Hahah

Oh, right. Your address. I don't actually know it. Gaz it mofoho or something?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I realised that a second ago.
I forgot that you're not psychic!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahah
I realised it as well. I'm not actually a stalker. I just play one on the internets.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oh ok then! :)
I have sent my address to mofaha, and said that if he does want to give it to terrorists, tell them to knock first.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahah
Yay! I will send you a letter sometime this week. Probably. ^.^
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yay! :D
I feel all special.
Be warned, my handwriting is terrible.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahah
mine's not great. A's look like D's, which gets confusing. Even for me. xp
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# My letters look like squashed insects
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Aw
Hahahah I don't know if I feel worse for the letters, the insects, or you?

But I don't like insects. So it's the letters or you.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Terrorism.
"Terrorism who?"
*nukes your house*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Polite terrorism.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# can i has bomb ur house plx?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Awwww!
*hugs kittit better again*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# :]
Thank you.

ALso, I'm doing your picture today, sir. ^.^
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# The other night he asked me to animate him naked.
I was scared.
I declined.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Smart.
He sent me a picture to draw. He is wearing clothes. In the picture at least.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Maybe he just likes boys
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# you could've worn clothes
and told him your were naked, he'd never have known
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hah
^this^
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# This was what I meant
I think he was confused....
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahah
living room lols
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Yays!
*glees*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I hope it's not the bad aids
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It is a cold.
But a bad, mean cold.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *phew*!
Prodge has us all worried then
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Awwww - my sympathies
If it's any consolation, i have felt like this:

all week :(((
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# the Soviet Mickey Mouse
wasn't quite as fun.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# sick is bad, I sympathise.
I'm drawing some Goose Quest... it's slow going.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Thank you.
why is it slow going?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Geese aren't very fluid movers.
so trying to animate a goose w andering about either looks far too move, as if the silly thing is floating or it's trying it's best to do an impression of ED-209 from Robocop... falling down the stars in a rather pathetically jerky fashion
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Awww
hahahah
that sounds adorable. A stumble-y goose.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Aaaaw not good
:(

Yays I'm now an ordained priest. Thank you internets!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ordained priests does not sexing redheads
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# that'll teach you to go out in the snow
get well soon
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I know!
I'm never leaving the house again!

Ta, dear. :]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# What kind of disease?
Everything can be solved with a cup of tea!
/English

If that doesn't work: *defibrillates*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I has a bad cold.
It am making me have lots of coughing fits.

Tea does fix everything, it's true. :]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Nasty, I had that
It's crossed the pond?
Blame my friend, he's got/had it and he was there last week.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ah!
What a bitch!
I think I caught it at school. xp
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# And he caught it from my other friend
Who caught it from my ex
Who also gave it to me.

Damn ex's x]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)