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I iz sick. D:

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

nice pic

poor you :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

Thank you.

And yes. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

you also appear to have no arms

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

My arm is the black and red stripe. And i'm lying on the other.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

aaah

hugging your knees

i thought you were tied up by a bell-ringing rope

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Yes.

Curling up in a ball, like. I do that a lot.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

I tend to sleep like this

then periodically stretch out

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

Yes.

So do I.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

I've started opening my window all night

so when I'm too warm I can stick my foot out and it feels awesome. Feels top in the morning being all warm, too.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

Hahahah

that's cool! I sleep on a soaking wet bed (pour ice water on it) and with my window open. When I wanna get sick so I don't have to go to school. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)

I thought your arms had turned into strawberry laces

evidently, I was wrong

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

*bites arm*

No. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

My arms are made of breadsticks and spaghetti

They're very fragile, but it really helps getting in the Italian ladies.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

I wish they would make balls of strawberry laces

like wool. I could knit myself a scarf/morning snack.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

buy some!

please! do this!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

BUT NOWHERE MAKES IT THAT LONG

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

then perhaps some kind of weaving?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

This may work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

^this

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

I have been known

to braid entire bags of strawberry laces

/too much spare time

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Were you wearing a little frilly dress and a bonnet while you did this?

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

I still am.

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

God you make me so moist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

I am speechless

'is shocked'

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

*licks own chair alluringly*

Don't say you're not tempted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

well, I'm convinced

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

You should see what I'm doing with my knees right now.

You'd literally explode your genitals.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

i would pay real money to see that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

to see what she's doing with her knees? or to see genitals literally explode as a result?

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

nutsplosions, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

How much?

Edit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGkRtr3Yxg&feature=related

Peter Frampton does Black Hole Sun as an instrumental. I shit you not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

twelvety

EDIT: what a tit.
EDIT 2: shit! mised my 7000th!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Phwoar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Funnily enough

I recorded a jazz trio doing a freeform version of that very song last night. I don't have a fancy lookin' video, though.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I'm now listening to

I Love Your Way.

Everyone can shit off, this is a lovely song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

As in

'OOOH baby I love your way, every day-yayeeay'?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

That's the one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

try listening to

moon on the rain by fairground attraction. i love that song.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

I'm now listening to Ben Harper

play Sexual Healing, as recommended by a b3tan with very good taste.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

i just love

fairground attraction

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

Sweet.

I love a bit of reggae-pop, I do.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

back in 5 minutes

5 about 1

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

they're fused and ready to blow

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

KERBANGO

shouted Harry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Hermione couldn't believe

how much of the creamy white potion Harry had managed to conjure in such a short space of time

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

Pfft

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

BLOODY HELL

shouted Ron. The filthy mouthed purveyor of ginger manfoam.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

ginger manfoam needs to be t-shirted!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

I can't wear it

I'm ginger. People'll get confused.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

tell them

you're the result of ginger manfoam

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

My dad'd kill me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

is he ginger?

my dad isn't, but he looks like a dessicated penguin. his twin brother is the image of magnum

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

my dad was

bald n grey now

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

OMG!

your mum never came to clubs in Manchester or Warrington in the early 80's did she? I can't cope with any more surprise kids.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

like this?

that's a long time ago :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

Exactly like that.

That's going in my special folder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

I certainly seem pleased about it.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

As you should be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

That's not what I was expecting

when I clicked on that. But I don't know what I was expecting.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

maybe you were expecting this?

possibly

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

Yes.

i think that is more what I was expecting. hahahah

EDIT: i might draw this. D'you mind?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

I don't have any issues with that

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)

Alright.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

*pelvic contraction*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

*points and clicks*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)

*falls off chair*

*lies on floor shaking and looking a bit frightened*

Are you EROS?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Even the filename is perfect.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

hahaha

that was an odd evening.

and why I placed that on the internet I'm unsure.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

Because you rock, my friend.

Because you rock.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

you're not the only one ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

I'd be sick if someone cut my legs off above the knees

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

What if I gave you lots of morphone and antibiotics?

Could I cut off your legs then?

I suddenly have an excellent idea for them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

tell me!

*agogs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

Right.

plasticise them like Dr Von Haagen, then attach them to my bathroom wall and use them as a towel rack.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

stick them to the back of your car, so they look like they're hanging out of the boot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

:-( I no have car.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

bugger.

ruined an otherwise damn fine plan.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

I have your car?

I can drive. Ish. Well, I can drive in a straight line.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

i have no car

and i can't drive.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

You and I should never get stranded together.

Well, unless there's a car available with keys, and where we need to get to is in a straight line.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

definitely.

i could probably drive an automatic, i'm fecking lethal on the dodgems

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

*shudders*

don't like them cars without gears.

and the tiptronic in the VW golf is appalling

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

they put tiptronic in a skateboard?

oh how they pander to Johnny racer and his Max Power chums.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

it's hideous

nice enough car, or at least would be with a proper gearbox.
but you flick it from "D" into tiptronic, nudge it up a gear and wait two minutes for it to happen.
drives fairly well in Sport mode, but you still feel like you've become hemiplegic due to a right sided CVA

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

my main reason for wanting to drive

is the bugatti veyron.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

doesn't come in automatic though

i sincerly hope

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

i seriously doubt

they'd sully a car like that by making it automatic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

7 speed sequential

semi auto. ( twin clutch but you don't operate it )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

especially when

the engineer who designed the gearbox worked so hard to make it so light. not gonna whack a ton of kit on it so my sister can drive it (can't drive manuals, but has an excuse)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)

true

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)

AMERICA

FTW, it would be like Wilma and loose knees or whatever they were called only this time there might actually be a chance of seeing some girl on girl action. I have 3 cars and a video camera. I feel a plan coming on ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

But if I go to America there will be Americans

and they seem to not like me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

that's what guns were invented for

plus it's the movies. We'll just have a giant floppy monster come out of the sea and eat them all ( fuck off Cloverfield )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

*books tickets*

so, which airport are we going to?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

Fucking hell.

You're going to be shagging the gear stick ALL THE WAY, aren't you?

Edit: there are many videos of this on the internets. It looks like far too much hassle for my liking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

sex in cars is difficult and uncomfortable

i once put my foot right through the passenger window.
bloody cramp.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

Don't do it on a motorbike

unless you're VERY sure you've put the stand on.

Also leathers are designed to make you not have sex. Bastards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Barton

Aerodrome ( Lancashire aero club ) is where you will find my executive jet parked

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

One day I will have my license.

Then you won't be able to get me down. THEN I'm going to get a fucking EuroFighter. COME ON.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I took it up a few years back as a bit of fun

As my mate owned a Cessna 152 and was happy to take me up and teach me for paying half fuel ( he got his hours in for less cost ). Then I became proficient and realised all my hours counted for nothing so I took up my PPL. Not cheap but well worth it seeing as I live near the airport.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

do you has

little packets of salted peanuts?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

you will get all the

salty supplements you need madam, and be very grateful for it. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

mmmmmm

nuts...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

only if you replaced them with really cool robot legs

or maybe some kind of hover chair

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

How about a skateboard?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

turned you into Davros?

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

no, I'm thinking something more lightweight and floaty

like the Mekon's

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

It's a skateboard or this lap tray.

Oh I could just plonk you on my mantelpiece. We'll consult you periodically on matters of grave importance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

would you leave his undercarriage intact so you could harvest his seed for nefarious purposes?

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Mrs Toast could do that.

We'd keep her on as Ward of the Oracle. She could sleep in the hearth. Toastarella, hah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

my word, you have enough dastardly plans to keep comic book supervillians amused for aeons!

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

cosy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

I'm taking this as a

'yes Fae please do this you have my full legal permission.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

this seems a legitimate interpretation to me.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

*consults lawyer*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)

Awwww fliddy legs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Awww

u is a littil bit vere sick.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Was it that big spider on your head?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

That's muh roots.

All the pink is growing out. I might redo it all this weekend though. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

You're not naturally pink haired?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

poor you!

maybe if you hadn't swapped your head onto a midget's body, you'd feel better ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

rolling up in a ball is a good plan, the sick might not find you :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Exactly.

Those're my thoughts exactly.

But it found me already. I'm playing dead, so maybe it'll go away. Like a bear.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

silly Killerkitti, bears do not play dead, that is possums

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

You'll scare off any bear

with your nipples alone.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

and THAT is why i am a pirate!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

But...but...

if a bear find you, supposedly, you're 'sposed to play dead. *shrugs* I dunno if it's true or not.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

nooooo

you're to make yourself as big as possible and back away slowly

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Oh...

what animal are you supposed to play dead in front of, so it leaves you alone, then?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

the rabbit

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

Ooooh.

Ooops.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

no, you're supposed to summon your demon familiar to eviscerate them

that goes for bratty children also

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

oh hai

lol, aww get better 'n stuff. Today I combed my hair. what did you do, oh and OMG you member that girl I was telling you about from skoool. Well OMG u wont bleeve me. OMG she looked at me today. I nearly died.
Luv you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

a/s/l

u leik cyber?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

10/i hope so before I'm 27/up my own teenaged, angst ridden, arse.
wanna cyber?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

OMG

So im rubin bacon on ur nek, yea? That maek u HOT?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Oh ys

Raid me like teh Wermacht

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

can't type..one..handed.

*spuffs*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

Yoo maek me do teh sex wee.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

hai!

Ohmigod thanks! No wai! srsly! She must liek u or sumthin. zomygawd thats cool!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

go to your room

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

arf!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Aww :(

*hugs*
Feel better soon!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Thank you.

:]

At least my neck don't hurt as much! ^.^ This weekend is been fial so far. Hahah

Oh, right. Your address. I don't actually know it. Gaz it mofoho or something?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

I realised that a second ago.

I forgot that you're not psychic!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hahah

I realised it as well. I'm not actually a stalker. I just play one on the internets.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Oh ok then! :)

I have sent my address to mofaha, and said that if he does want to give it to terrorists, tell them to knock first.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

Hahah

Yay! I will send you a letter sometime this week. Probably. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

Yay! :D

I feel all special.
Be warned, my handwriting is terrible.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Hahah

mine's not great. A's look like D's, which gets confusing. Even for me. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

My letters look like squashed insects

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Hahahah I don't know if I feel worse for the letters, the insects, or you?

But I don't like insects. So it's the letters or you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

knock knock.

"Who's there?"
Terrorism.
"Terrorism who?"
*nukes your house*

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Polite terrorism.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

can i has bomb ur house plx?

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Awwww!

*hugs kittit better again*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Thank you.

ALso, I'm doing your picture today, sir. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

The other night he asked me to animate him naked.

I was scared.
I declined.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Smart.

He sent me a picture to draw. He is wearing clothes. In the picture at least.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

Maybe he just likes boys

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

you could've worn clothes

and told him your were naked, he'd never have known

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hah

^this^

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

This was what I meant

I think he was confused....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Hahah

living room lols

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Yays!

*glees*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

I hope it's not the bad aids

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

It is a cold.

But a bad, mean cold.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

*phew*!

Prodge has us all worried then

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Awwww - my sympathies

If it's any consolation, i have felt like this:

all week :(((

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

the Soviet Mickey Mouse

wasn't quite as fun.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

sick is bad, I sympathise.

I'm drawing some Goose Quest... it's slow going.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

Thank you.

why is it slow going?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Geese aren't very fluid movers.

so trying to animate a goose w andering about either looks far too move, as if the silly thing is floating or it's trying it's best to do an impression of ED-209 from Robocop... falling down the stars in a rather pathetically jerky fashion

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

Awww

hahahah
that sounds adorable. A stumble-y goose.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

Aaaaw not good

:(

Yays I'm now an ordained priest. Thank you internets!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

ordained priests does not sexing redheads

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)

that'll teach you to go out in the snow

get well soon

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

I know!

I'm never leaving the house again!

Ta, dear. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

What kind of disease?

Everything can be solved with a cup of tea!
/English

If that doesn't work: *defibrillates*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

I has a bad cold.

It am making me have lots of coughing fits.

Tea does fix everything, it's true. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Nasty, I had that

It's crossed the pond?
Blame my friend, he's got/had it and he was there last week.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

Ah!

What a bitch!
I think I caught it at school. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)

And he caught it from my other friend

Who caught it from my ex
Who also gave it to me.

Damn ex's x]

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)