(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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you're not the only one ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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I'd be sick if someone cut my legs off above the knees
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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What if I gave you lots of morphone and antibiotics?
Could I cut off your legs then?
I suddenly have an excellent idea for them.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36,
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tell me!
*agogs*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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Right.
plasticise them like Dr Von Haagen, then attach them to my bathroom wall and use them as a towel rack.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39,
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OR
stick them to the back of your car, so they look like they're hanging out of the boot
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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:-( I no have car.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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bugger.
ruined an otherwise damn fine plan.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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I have your car?
I can drive. Ish. Well, I can drive in a straight line.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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i have no car
and i can't drive.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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You and I should never get stranded together.
Well, unless there's a car available with keys, and where we need to get to is in a straight line.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47,
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definitely.
i could probably drive an automatic, i'm fecking lethal on the dodgems
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48,
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*shudders*
don't like them cars without gears.
and the tiptronic in the VW golf is appalling
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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they put tiptronic in a skateboard?
oh how they pander to Johnny racer and his Max Power chums.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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it's hideous
nice enough car, or at least would be with a proper gearbox. but you flick it from "D" into tiptronic, nudge it up a gear and wait two minutes for it to happen. drives fairly well in Sport mode, but you still feel like you've become hemiplegic due to a right sided CVA
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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my main reason for wanting to drive
is the bugatti veyron.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53,
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doesn't come in automatic though
i sincerly hope
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54,
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i seriously doubt
they'd sully a car like that by making it automatic
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08,
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7 speed sequential
semi auto. ( twin clutch but you don't operate it )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15,
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especially when
the engineer who designed the gearbox worked so hard to make it so light. not gonna whack a ton of kit on it so my sister can drive it (can't drive manuals, but has an excuse)
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:16,
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true
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:24,
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AMERICA
FTW, it would be like Wilma and loose knees or whatever they were called only this time there might actually be a chance of seeing some girl on girl action. I have 3 cars and a video camera. I feel a plan coming on ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50,
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But if I go to America there will be Americans
and they seem to not like me.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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that's what guns were invented for
plus it's the movies. We'll just have a giant floppy monster come out of the sea and eat them all ( fuck off Cloverfield )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53,
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:D
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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*books tickets*
so, which airport are we going to?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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Fucking hell.
You're going to be shagging the gear stick ALL THE WAY, aren't you?
Edit: there are many videos of this on the internets. It looks like far too much hassle for my liking.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53,
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sex in cars is difficult and uncomfortable
i once put my foot right through the passenger window. bloody cramp.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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Don't do it on a motorbike
unless you're VERY sure you've put the stand on.
Also leathers are designed to make you not have sex. Bastards.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56,
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Barton
Aerodrome ( Lancashire aero club ) is where you will find my executive jet parked
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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One day I will have my license.
Then you won't be able to get me down. THEN I'm going to get a fucking EuroFighter. COME ON.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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I took it up a few years back as a bit of fun
As my mate owned a Cessna 152 and was happy to take me up and teach me for paying half fuel ( he got his hours in for less cost ). Then I became proficient and realised all my hours counted for nothing so I took up my PPL. Not cheap but well worth it seeing as I live near the airport.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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do you has
little packets of salted peanuts?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04,
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you will get all the
salty supplements you need madam, and be very grateful for it. ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08,
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mmmmmm
nuts...
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:13,
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only if you replaced them with really cool robot legs
or maybe some kind of hover chair
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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How about a skateboard?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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turned you into Davros?
(mutster101fell over,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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no, I'm thinking something more lightweight and floaty
like the Mekon's
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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It's a skateboard or this lap tray.
Oh I could just plonk you on my mantelpiece. We'll consult you periodically on matters of grave importance.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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would you leave his undercarriage intact so you could harvest his seed for nefarious purposes?
(mutster101fell over,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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Mrs Toast could do that.
We'd keep her on as Ward of the Oracle. She could sleep in the hearth. Toastarella, hah.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50,
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my word, you have enough dastardly plans to keep comic book supervillians amused for aeons!
(mutster101fell over,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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\o/
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54,
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cosy
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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I'm taking this as a
'yes Fae please do this you have my full legal permission.'
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57,
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this seems a legitimate interpretation to me.
(mutster101fell over,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07,
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*consults lawyer*
no
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09,
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Awwww fliddy legs.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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Awww
u is a littil bit vere sick.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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Was it that big spider on your head?
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36,
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That's muh roots.
All the pink is growing out. I might redo it all this weekend though. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37,
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You're not naturally pink haired?
(ArghZombiesNo longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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No
:[
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42,
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poor you!
maybe if you hadn't swapped your head onto a midget's body, you'd feel better ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37,
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rolling up in a ball is a good plan, the sick might not find you :D
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37,
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Exactly.
Those're my thoughts exactly.
But it found me already. I'm playing dead, so maybe it'll go away. Like a bear.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42,
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silly Killerkitti, bears do not play dead, that is possums
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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But...but...
if a bear find you, supposedly, you're 'sposed to play dead. *shrugs* I dunno if it's true or not.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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nooooo
you're to make yourself as big as possible and back away slowly
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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Oh...
what animal are you supposed to play dead in front of, so it leaves you alone, then?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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the rabbit
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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Ooooh.
Ooops.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00,
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no, you're supposed to summon your demon familiar to eviscerate them
that goes for bratty children also
(mutster101fell over,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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oh hai
lol, aww get better 'n stuff. Today I combed my hair. what did you do, oh and OMG you member that girl I was telling you about from skoool. Well OMG u wont bleeve me. OMG she looked at me today. I nearly died. Luv you.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37,
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a/s/l
u leik cyber?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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10/i hope so before I'm 27/up my own teenaged, angst ridden, arse. wanna cyber?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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OMG
So im rubin bacon on ur nek, yea? That maek u HOT?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42,
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Oh ys
Raid me like teh Wermacht
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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can't type..one..handed.
*spuffs*
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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Yoo maek me do teh sex wee.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47,
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hai!
Ohmigod thanks! No wai! srsly! She must liek u or sumthin. zomygawd thats cool!
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54,
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Geese aren't very fluid movers.
so trying to animate a goose w andering about either looks far too move, as if the silly thing is floating or it's trying it's best to do an impression of ED-209 from Robocop... falling down the stars in a rather pathetically jerky fashion