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# ah, right.
you can be in charge of giving the henchmen nametags. only the ones with no names get killed by do-gooders.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I'm afraid you misunderstand me
I'd be the one fighting improbably against the dictatorship.
It would be I, with my witty quips and usual hatred of all humanity and society, which would CRUSH YOU!

I am Captain Cliched Englishman! I even speak like David Niven and everything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# ah.
then the game is afoot, mr. jeru.
*strokes cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *detonates bomb cat*
Checkmate.

And please, call me Leslie. Oh, you're a smoking charred corpse...well call me Nigel then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# CURSE YOU, NIGEL!!!!
I SHALL RETURN!

tomorrow. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)