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but can I time it for when she arrives

home from work?

(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:21, archived)

cut a hole in the back of a

microwave oven, insert most external organ.
2 mins on maximum should do it.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)

I'm thinking

why not use all the fluff from under my bed to make a lovely portrait of her, in a blue peter style (I know that it should be pasta shapes, but hey).

(cgray108, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:29, archived)